Things to Do with a Watermelon

Things to Do with a Watermelon

“Stan swaggered over to the oven and set it on Low.  ‘I’m not DTF with no cold-ass watermelon.’”  Find out more about the Adults-Only Watermelon.

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Naked Men: Snowblind

Looking back, DeNorris is baffled by his behavior.  Why would a self-respecting, gay, black man move to Utah and become a Mormon?  He attributes his desire for these devout white men to snow blindness.

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Cock Tales: The Romanian Sex Slave

The Romanian Sex Slave“I’m in over my head.  I’m from Provo, Utah.  I just want a nice, little home and family… a nice, little boyfriend.  And I just want regular, average, everyday bum-sex—not Romanians.”

Cock Tales: Love's Bloodstain

Love's Bloodstain“A drop of blood fell on my tee-shirt and it was shaped like a heart.  Even naysayers have to admit, this is kind of a sign that Don and I are meant to be together.”

Cock Tales: Memoir & Mixology

Cock Tales: Memoir and Mixology

A cocktail is so much more than a drink: it’s a connection to everything that surrounds it, to everything that composes it. Each cocktail is infused with a story.